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Location: Newland, North Carolina, United States

I'm a fifty two year old happily married man who doesn't really like many people which is why I live on the top of a mountain.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Hi There Again Boys and Girls

I’ve been seriously remiss in posting but, quite frankly, I haven’t really had the time or inclination to write ANYTHING.

HOWEVER….I think that is about to change.

I’ve been obsessed with working with wood in my little workshop for quite awhile now and I think I’ve finally grown weary of my new toys. I’m also now convinced that I am to woodworking what the Cleveland Browns are to the NFL……INEPT!

Lord!

I couldn’t cut a straight line if my gonads depended on it! My perfect circle looks oddly like a warped rugby ball. My curves are actually misguided bulges and my artistic endeavors can rightfully be compared to a monkey trying to screw a football.

Sooooo…………

I’m gonna start writing again. Blog stuff AND music.

I have avoided playing much music for the past two years mainly because I had become stale. I'm playing again and I'll be damned if it don't feel 'new' again.

Pretty damned cool.

My voice has changed with age and I've forgotten how to breath while singing but the result is a much more honest, laid back sound and feel. It's pretty wierd.

I'm playing all the old songs....all the old licks but somehow differently, it just sounds good to me.

Oh well....I'm through rambling on for now but...I'll see ya'll soon.

I hope ya’ll check back soon.

Anyway….I’m glad to see ya’ll are still dropping by…..thanks a lot.

No.....wait!

Did I mention I’m going to work every day now?

Oh yeah…our company has really taken off and, thankfully….we have more work than we can handle so….now, for the first time in over two years….I’m having to get back to work!

Damn it!

I was really getting used to getting paid for stayin at home but….all good things must end I suppose.

Actually it’s not so bad…I get to spend more time with my brother Mike who is the brains behind the business as well as a bunch of great young employees and, of course, my precious niece Lauren.

Ok....one last thing.........

I’m beginning the story of my meeting with Anna Nicole. Really….I spent quite a bit of time with her while she was as whacked out as a nine eyed jackass!

True story!

Stay Tuned……….

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glad you are discovering where your true talents lie and while I'm about sick to death of old Anna, I have a feeling your story will be worth reading and I'm waiting..........
Hugs to you and Michelle

2/15/2007 6:51 PM  
Blogger Jean said...

You just never cease to amaze!
Glad you will be back here, even though you have to go to work every day. Anna Nicole... really? hmmmm.

2/16/2007 7:34 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

"My curves are actually misguided bulges "
Damn, sounds like me in the dressing room of the swim suit department!

2/17/2007 12:18 AM  
Blogger AspergantuS said...

Ron,
I'd still like to climb that mountain one day and jam with you. It would be a hoot!
Oh...by the way...just do you know... I'm the real father to Anna Nicole's baby....

2/17/2007 12:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought the pictures of the woodwork you put up were fabulous. But I'm gonna be selfish here and say that I'm glad you're thinking of coming back and writing some more. I've missed your stories.

2/17/2007 7:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ooooh looking forward to you writing again! The thought of another Anna Nicole story could actually make me puke. But the thought of YOU writing that story, makes me snicker. :-) Now I can hardly wait!

2/19/2007 7:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

common, do not leave us hanging with promises...

2/23/2007 11:58 AM  
Blogger AspergantuS said...

Ron, You've inspired me. I haven't written anything musical in quite a while. Time to get back at it again. I have so much music in me....

2/24/2007 2:51 AM  
Blogger The Old Man said...

CLEVELAND Browns? Cleveland BROWNS?

They resemble that remark... I know - I've been a fan since 1957. As bad as the Tribe.

3/03/2007 11:31 AM  
Blogger Jean said...

Posting?... thinking about it? Please?

3/04/2007 3:51 PM  
Blogger Libby Spencer said...

Jeez Lousie - somebody call this man's muse and give her heck. Come back baby. I'm missing the stories.

Hope you and the missus are well.

3/10/2007 6:58 PM  

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