Nick's Continued

First off........

I have an announcement to make....

Brace yourselves..........

MY SISTER IN LAW IS GONE!!!!

God LOVES Me! Michelle and I have the house back to ourselves!

Long story short....she went back to her moron husband!

They deserve each other!

Ok....back to the tale.

When we left our story, I had just become acquainted with three of the funniest people I’d ever met.

These guys were a hoot!

I’m not really sure what it is about this area but I swear….there are more characters per square foot here than anywhere else I’ve ever been!

I soon began to realize that the High Country literally attracts strange people.

Believe me; I’m not excluding myself from this assessment. I’m a bit of an odd duck myself but damn!

I’ve met some folks up here who make me look like Ward friggin’ Cleaver!!

This story will continue soon but, I’m going to have to make the following statement……..

Ya’ll may believe that I’m making this stuff up but, I’m gonna tell ya’ll about some of the folks I’ve actually met and gotten to know since I’ve lived here.

Damn the potential lawsuits!

Hell, this oughta be fun….at least until I get sued…OR shot!

Here’s a partial list of folks ya’ll will be meeting in the near future.

Hell, I needed to write this shit down anyway before my brain cells shut down permanently.

For those of you who are new to this blog, you can refer to the archives if you are interested in reading about “The Double L Club” and the “Groupie From Hell” so…I won’t include them in the following list of crazy people I have met while living up here. Not that they weren’t crazy but…I’ve already written about ‘em.

Check them out if you’re interested.

Here goes………

It could take quite a while to finish this tale.

Ya’ll are gonna meet an honest to goodness Mafia kingpin, several underlings of the same aforementioned kingpin, a delusional woman who just recently killed a guy with a frying pan, a one armed local politician who is now under house arrest for doing the right thing, a couple of backwoods survivalist freaks, several tree hugging left wing moonbats, dozens of folks who are the product of years and years of inbreeding, crooks, con men, a professional cock fighter (the animal…not the organ), a four hundred pound Elvis impersonator who looks NOTHING like Elvis but sounds JUST like him, an international drug smuggler, an asshole millionaire, a really nice billionaire, the worst magician in the world, a time share salesman with a lisp, a cop who made Barney Fife look like Elliot friggin’ Ness, a Frenchman with a dark past, a maniacal midget golf pro, a Hitler-esque ski resort manager, a woman who insisted that I play "The Dance" three times every single night, a wannabe Green Beret, a FUNNY alcoholic state senator, a crooked sheriff, a coke freak bartender, a group of the worst wealthy poker players on the planet, an insane Yankee woman, a defrocked priest, a thirty four year old virgin Indian girl, a drunken airline pilot with a death wish, a woman who killed a truck, a moron who got busted at the Scotchman Store for smoking a joint while parked beside the ONE cop car on duty in the entire county, and of course, last, but certainly the MOST……….ya’ll are gonna meet the most wonderful woman God ever created, my wife….Michellle!

So…this tale will continue and I hope ya’ll enjoy it…..I damn sure did!!

Or.......I could write about how I cut the grass, trimmed my nails and straightened up my workshop today.

Damn it was messy!

It's your call!

Let me know which ya'll would prefer....hey, I'm flexible!!

More tomorrow.